You're probably wondering to yourself...

Who's this dreamy, handsome man, come to steal everyone's hearts?

What are his interests, his passions, what drives him in life?

If only there was a convenient place where I could discover these things...

Worry no more! The "About Me" section has come!


The Basics

So, let's begin where it began, the beginning. I'm Wisconsin born and raised, and proud of it. I'm a Lutheran, WELS. I was born in '03. I look like 2003 but I act like 1903. Let's go over some of the reasons on why I say that:

  • I listen to vinyls -- mostly Clash, CCR, and Doors
  • I own a lot of antiques -- my lamps, desk, globe, I even have books going to the 1800's.
  • I wear old-styled clothes. Not in look but in material. My winter coat is a milsurp greatcoat, 100% wool from the 1940s. Most of my wardrobe is 100% cotton. I wear pajamas, like actual pajamas.
  • I write letters to friends with a 1960's Sears typewriter
  • I work a factory job
  • I make my own bread and furniture
  • I drink tea while reading the newspaper
  • I have a stock portfolio
  • I roll my own cigs even though I don't smoke
  • I go to church every Sunday
  • I've read my Bible cover to cover

So I guess I'm an old fashioned type guy. I don't want to be rich or famous or remembered. I just want to live a nice quiet life with a wife and kids in the suburbs or something. I'd like to have a good amount of kids, definitely more than two. I like nature, especially the night sky. I like making fires, I like vegetable gardens, I like simple things like that.

Work?

I work an honest job. I work in a factory that makes computers. Mostly medical, but sometimes it's F-16 targeting computers for Lockheed Martin, good stuff. 18.50 an hour, it isn't great but it isn't bad. Good career advancement.

Politics?

I don't really trust politics. I feel like a lot of issues are blown out of proportion by the rich and influential to divide the working and middle class against each other, so they don't look up and realize who's really making life hard on them. I want money out of politics, I want murder to be illegal no matter who does it, I want people to be able to actually hope for a better tomorrow.

Religion?

Like I said, WELS Lutheran. Very fundamental. Young-Earth creationist. Single Predestination. Sola Scriptura, Sola Fide, Sola Gratia, Solus Christus, Soli Deo Gloria.

Crackpot?

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Like the saying goes, sometimes paranoia is just knowing all the facts. There's a lot of freaky-deaky shenanigans that have been going on behind the scenes and openly admitted to by the government. I'm talking every single phone call (MYSTIC) and text message (DISHFIRE) being monitored, 125gB per second of submarine cable data being intercepted (RAMPART-A), autonomous spy satellites powered by AI to decide on their own targets to track (SENTIENT). Plans to open up FEMA run concentration camps and suspend the constitution (REX84B, Huston Plan). Crazy crazy things. So if that makes me a conspiracy theorist, so be it. I don't believe in aliens or bigfoot or anything like that, though. And I don't think the government is out to get me, I don't think they really care what I know or not. What am I gonna do about it? I don't think it's all bad either, too. There's just a lot of bad people in high places. Power attracts the power hungry, and greed is never satisfied.